T.G.I. Wine Haikus


May 11, 2012 Blog » Wine News & Entertainment » T.G.I. Wine Haikus

We’ve been silly before with Madeline Licking Rocks and Drinking Bad Wine. Here are a few wine haikus to get you through the day and make you look forward to the moment you’ll have your lips smacking on a glass of wine.
Wine Haiku for a Wine Filled Friday

1 bottle couple,
You will never know true love
like 3 box couple
Tastes like old socks
I say “too Old World to drink”
You say not enough foot
 
Tastes like chainsaw smoke
You say interesting finish
I pour something else
 
Hot crowded party
Put out grapes, soft cheese, and wine
Everybody poops
 
Nice purple teeth, hot shot
why don’t you pull over here
I’ll hail the next cab.
 
Tastes like barnyard
I say obviously bad
You say its complex
 
Nice new decanter
for me to drop a poop in
spoiling yellow tail
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By Chad Wasser
I live in Seattle, where I touch really fragile things with kid gloves for a living.