If you’re new to wine, imagine it like the English language: it doesn’t make sense, it takes a lifetime to master, and when you use it incorrectly, smart people often shun you. If you’re a seasoned drinker, you’ve no doubt come to realize that this is part of the magic.
1. Too Many Choices
Wine selection has never been more diverse than it is today. As much as this is a bane, it’s also a benefit. Wine is one of the few commercial agricultural products that has not suffered greatly from mono-cropping (although, a few varieties are definitely taking over). Here are a few tips to help you explore if you’re suffering from wine choice overload:
- Start simple. Take the 18 noble grapes challenge
- Expand your horizons based on your taste preferences and wallet
- Once or twice a month, try a new wine from a new region
2. Wines Labels Are Confusing
- By Variety
- By Region
- By Name
3. There Isn’t a Common Language of Wine
Picture your favorite wine and imagine how it tastes. Now, imagine trying to describe it to a waiter. What words would you use? Do you even know what to say? Even if you’re a regular wine geek, you still might be concerned that your description will be misinterpreted.
The Solution: The answer to communicating what you want lies in understanding what you love. You can do this by learning how to taste wine which will help you identify and characterize the traits of wine that you like.
Also, you can learn some wine terms.
5. Wine Prices are Confusing
The Solution: At the moment $10–30 is what you could call the “quality value range” with wine. This is good because is comes out to about $2–6 per glass. Of course, there are a few regions in the world that have such high demand, it’s hard to spend less than $40–50 (e.g. Napa and Burgundy). When you start spending more than $50 for a bottle, wine departs from being “a grocery” and enters the realm of art–a form of art that you can pee out.
6. Wine Snobs Try to Trip You Up
The difference between a wine geek and a wine snob is a wine geek is someone who “geeks out” about wine, like the same way a Star Trek geek would need to know which spaceship (the 1701-D or the 1701) was used in the original series. A wine snob, on the other hand, is someone who uses their wine knowledge to make you feel stupid.
The Solution: Don’t let snobs bait you. Here is a list of funny ways to defeat a wine snob.
7. Your Current Favorite Wine Will Never Be The Same Again
Finally, you find a wine you love! However, when you order more, you swear it tastes different then you remember. Sure enough, looking at the label you realize it’s not the same vintage as your “nummy num-nums” wine. Crap.
The Solution: Wines change vintage-to-vintage depending on the conditions of the particular growing year. Knowing that vintage variation occurs is part of what makes wine an adventure because you are like a treasure hunter always looking for the next great find. It makes you sharp, especially if you’re on a budget. Just so you know, vintage variation tends to be more noticeable in cool climate regions.
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