Evereyone has their own particular style. Below are the nine most common types of wine drinkers. Which one are you?
9 Types of Wine Drinkers
The Luddite
Just say âNoâ to screw caps
The Luddite is unblushing in their love for the old way. Things like screwcaps, wine-in-a-box and fancy plastic aerators make The Luddite shiver in their boots. They can be found wandering down the French, Italian or Spanish wine aisle in search of terroir. They love real books with real pages. Places like Argentina or Napa Valley are far too young âeven at 150 yearsâ to earn The Ludditeâs approval.
Curious about alternatives to wine corks?
The Local
We make wine here too!
This wine lover has serious pride for their local juice. If you bring something over thatâs not from their region, theyâll look at it like itâs rotten. Evangelism like this is essential for newer wine regions, such as Virginia, to grow and gain attention. Blinded by their own convictions, The Local often misses out on what the rest of the wine world has to offer.
Read more about unique wine regions.
The Cynic
Smart enough to be dangerous..
The Cynic will never really sit back and enjoy a glass of wine because they are too busy hyper-criticizing it. Itâs not uncommon for The Cynic to constantly disregard what theyâre drinking and bring up other vintages, regions and wines they prefer. The Cynic is usually very knowledgeable and good at picking out wine faults, acidity, alcohol level and tannin structure. Unfortunately The Cynic is never satisfied.
I think itâs time to have a laugh about the language of wine critics and to remember to let go and enjoy.
The Analyzer
Do you get petrol?
The Analyzer always seems to have their eyes closed and their noses stuck in a glass. They murmur to themselves, blurting out aromas and tastes as they find them. Off the wall flavors like âPickle Juice,â âHot Dog,â and âChew Toyâ are not uncommon. This type of wine drinker is fun for exploratory purposes, but sometimes can get a little too nuanced and sour a good time.
Browse major wine varieties.
The Tried and True
Pinot Grigio please!
Youâll sit across this type of wine drinker at a restaurant and notice theyâll never even glance at the wine list before ordering. When they order they ask for a common varietal, without any acknowledgement of style or region. They could love other varietals and styles of wine but are lazy and unadventurous. When The Tried-and-True canât order what they want, their fragile world crumbles. âWhat do you mean you donât have Chardonnay?!â
Get inspired to explore different types of wine.
The Lush
Letâs get another bottle!
The Lush is a lot of fun because of their enthusiasm to want to drink with you. This type of wine drinker is the polar opposite of The Analyzer because they are too busy swallowing to actually taste their wine. Watch out, they are charmers!
There are some health-related reasons why you might want to practice moderation.
The Hoarder
Hoarder?! You mean collector.
If you had to buy a larger wine cooler to replace the one you had, you might be a Hoarder. This type of wine drinker is great to have as a friend because they always have something around âas long as theyâre willing to share. The Hoarder goes through seasonal wine shopping sprees where they buy wine by the case. Believe it or not, some Hoarders have so much wine they wonât be able to drink it all in their lifetime.
Might as well start collecting wine like a pro. Hereâs our guide to building a respectable wine collection.
The Pusher
How about we pop a bottle, or two, or nine.
You may have been introduced to a great wine by this type of wine drinker. The Pusher is a generous type who opts to share their wine with anyone just because theyâre enthusiastic about it. They also love to get people drunk. Because of this, they tend to be a little heavy-handed and forget that itâs a weeknight. On the plus side, youâll find they that their exuberant character will get you to delve into new wines all the time.
The Snob
AKA The Name Dropper
Weâve all had the experience where we stand quietly and nod while someone rattles off a list of expensive shit theyâve done. A Wine Snob uses this form of one-upmanship to name-drop wineries where theyâve had some sort of first class experience. They may not even know that much about wine, but theyâre more than happy to shove their insight into your face. When they walk away youâll silently remind yourself never to talk to that person again.
SOURCES
We were inspired by blog: Literature and Libation and their article 10 Types of Beer Drinkers.