12 Wines That Say “I Love You”
If there’s one thing you absolutely can’t blame for date gone bad, it’s the wine. In fact, due to wine’s aphrodisiac properties, things can even go better than planned on a date with the fermented fruit. With that in mind, here are a few wines that say, “I love you” in very different ways.
Let’s go screw like bunnies (and then get waffles).
You make me insane but I wouldn’t have it any other way.
I am unabashedly infatuated with you.
You’re perfectly imperfect.
Let’s go do messed up things together.
Damn… You’re so classy.
You’re getting sexier with age.
I like you in the tight pants.
Who needs love when you have…
I want to get old and crotchety with you.
Being with you is like staring at the sun; it can’t be good, but I can’t look away.
Whoever claims they hate you is just jealous of me.