T.G.I. Wine Haikus

Written by Chad Wasser

We’ve been silly before with Madeline Licking Rocks and Drinking Bad Wine. Here are a few wine haikus to get you through the day and make you look forward to the moment you’ll have your lips smacking on a glass of wine.
Wine Haiku for a Wine Filled Friday

1 bottle couple,
You will never know true love
like 3 box couple
Tastes like old socks
I say ā€œtoo Old World to drinkā€
You say not enough foot
Ā 
Tastes like chainsaw smoke
You say interesting finish
I pour something else
Ā 
Hot crowded party
Put out grapes, soft cheese, and wine
Everybody poops
Ā 
Nice purple teeth, hot shot
why don’t you pull over here
I’ll hail the next cab.
Ā 
Tastes like barnyard
I say obviously bad
You say its complex
Ā 
Nice new decanter
for me to drop a poop in
spoiling yellow tail

Written byChad Wasser

I live in Seattle, where I touch really fragile things with kid gloves for a living.


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