We’ve been silly before with Madeline Licking Rocks and Drinking Bad Wine. Here are a few wine haikus to get you through the day and make you look forward to the moment you’ll have your lips smacking on a glass of wine.
1 bottle couple,
You will never know true love
like 3 box couple
You will never know true love
like 3 box couple
Tastes like old socks
I say “too Old World to drink”
You say not enough foot
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Tastes like chainsaw smoke
You say interesting finish
I pour something else
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Hot crowded party
Put out grapes, soft cheese, and wine
Everybody poops
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I say “too Old World to drink”
You say not enough foot
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Tastes like chainsaw smoke
You say interesting finish
I pour something else
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Hot crowded party
Put out grapes, soft cheese, and wine
Everybody poops
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Nice purple teeth, hot shot
why don’t you pull over here
I’ll hail the next cab.
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Tastes like barnyard
I say obviously bad
You say its complex
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Nice new decanter
for me to drop a poop in
spoiling yellow tail
why don’t you pull over here
I’ll hail the next cab.
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Tastes like barnyard
I say obviously bad
You say its complex
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Nice new decanter
for me to drop a poop in
spoiling yellow tail