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T.G.I. Wine Haikus

We’ve been silly before with Madeline Licking Rocks and Drinking Bad Wine. Here are a few wine haikus to get you through the day and make you look forward to the moment you’ll have your lips smacking on a glass of wine.

1 bottle couple, You will never know true love like 3 box couple
Tastes like old socks I say “too Old World to drink” You say not enough foot   Tastes like chainsaw smoke You say interesting finish I pour something else   Hot crowded party Put out grapes, soft cheese, and wine Everybody poops  
Nice purple teeth, hot shot why don’t you pull over here I’ll hail the next cab.   Tastes like barnyard I say obviously bad You say its complex   Nice new decanter for me to drop a poop in spoiling yellow tail

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About Chad Wasser

I live in Seattle, where I touch really fragile things with kid gloves for a living.

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