Find out what your favorite wine says about your personality. Although, to be fair, as long as youâre drinking wine, there is already something very correct about you.
What Your Favorite Wine Says About You
If you love MalbecâŠ
You have a box full of adult toys and you like to dip your pizza crust in ranch. Who wouldnât want a wine that tastes like chocolate cake?
If you love Pinot GrigioâŠ
You got into P. Grigio because it is the lowest calorie sugar-free drink that looks classy. Now youâre kinda stuck with it.
If you love Cabernet SauvignonâŠ
You like music with real instruments played by real musicians. You live by the motto: âNo pain, no gain.â No one would dare use the word âsubtleâ to describe your personality. Cabernet Sauvignon seems fitting.
If you love Sauvignon BlancâŠ
You heard that smart is the new sexy. This is great news because youâve been a sweater-wearing smarty ever since you were eight. You like Sauvignon Blanc because itâs made in New Zealand and the Loire Valley of France; two places where sweaters are popular.
If you love Pinot NoirâŠ
Youâre the person who loves the idea of the beach but hates sand in between your toes. Pinot Noir is the ideal wine because itâs not too fruity, not too herbaceous, not too tannic and not too bold. Your go-to color to wear is gray. You have a silver car.
If you love RosĂ©âŠ
Youâve figured out the socially acceptable way to day-drink.
If you love buttery ChardonnayâŠ
You are aware that other people hate buttery Chardonnay but that wonât stop you from loving it. Chardonnay is like the adult version of pralines and cream. You still have a box of stuffed animals from when you were a kid.
If you love something FrenchâŠ
You studied philosophy and know the proper way to pronounce âAnaĂŻs Nin.â French wine may be rustic and hard-to-drink, but nothing truly profound is ever easy to swallow.
If you love Italian wineâŠ
Youâre a family guy/gal but youâre also a bit sadomasochistic. Arguing and bitter vegetables turn you on. Well hello there, radicchio.
If you love Sparkling wineâŠ
Here are your thoughts on cocaine:
- Youâve never had it and you never will. Youâre certain youâll become addicted.
- You love it.
If you love PortâŠ
There are very few things better than cuddling up alone with a good book, a square of dark chocolate and a glass of fine Port. Now, please leave me alone.
If you love Biodynamic wineâŠ
Your bag is made of leather or a natural material like canvas. You ride a bicycle to work. You think that Biodynamic wine is the only responsible wine to drink. Get with the program people.
If you love White ZinfandelâŠ
Youâre really not that into wine⊠yet!
